Forlorn.of.thee (fa'lo:n ŭv thē), p, my only strength and stay,forlorn of thee, whither shall I betake me, where subsist?
Paradise Lost by John Milton
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Monday, April 22, 2013

Bladder Fright Affliction aka BFA

Many years ago I mentioned the problem of BFA effecting us males. The difficulty of standing shoulder to shoulder attempting to 'do it'. Guess what, our good friends at LG decided add to our handicap by installing crystal screens in the urinal.

The result.... 16-second 'average stage fright delay' and a failure to launch rate of 26%.

3 comments:

Constance said...

Eeek! How can anybody pee when they are being watched?!

Lilly said...

Heeee hilarious. Poor wee guys...stage fright indeed. It would be a tad creepy alright.

Young Werther said...

There should be a survey of guys, when they go to pee, do they use the urinal and stand shoulder to shoulder with the men or slink away into a cubical...

I'm one of the latter :(