Not very handy, the house was a mish-mash of DIY renovations. Imagine a mad bull in a hardware store or Dali meets Picasso The house was comfortable, but more important, it was mine (and the bank's).
One weekend, the smart lawyer friend visited and I was in the middle of a bathroom renovation. There were no curtains in the bathroom and as expected, one tile lead to another. We were in a passionate tryst when the doorbell went berserk. Wrapped in nothing but a towel, I embarked on the legendary showdown with an irate neighbour from the rear. Her daughter had front-row seats to my impromptu performance, most likely earning herself a distinction in her O Level Biology.
I have to admit, the tiles were a little crooked, the grouting messy but the curtain, that was perfect.