Forlorn.of.thee (fa'lo:n ŭv thē), p, my only strength and stay,forlorn of thee, whither shall I betake me, where subsist?
Paradise Lost by John Milton

Friday, March 30, 2012

Starkers Bonkers

Nude's becoming the new black.

We have nude as a colour, we have nude beaches, we have Spencer Tunick encouraging crowds to shed their clothing for a photoshoot.

I'm 365 from left on the 15th row...

We now have nude museum tours.

Melbourne artist, Stuart Ringholt will be exihibiting his "exhibition" at the Museum of Contemporary Arts. Wasn't there a nude dinner craze recently in Melbourne?

Crazy Melbournens! Guess if you enjoy a perv, we can make a museum date for April ;)

Monday, March 5, 2012

Me? Me?

Haven't done one of these for a loooong time. Tagged by Chicky.
...and wishing all a Happy St Pat's day next week!

1. What's your dream home like?

2. If you could choose only 5 dishes to have in your whole life, what would it be?
Spaghetti Bolognese
Mutton Biryani
Beef Rendang with nasi lemak
Fish, chips and mushy peas

3. What are your favourite bands/music?
One? Damian Rice, Kelly Clarkson, Lily Allen, me in the shower...

4. If you have to leave your country, which country would you choose to live the rest of your life in?
Tough one... where my $ goes further and I can laze around and not need to work, Sri Lanka? Malaysia (Penang?), Indonesia (Bali?)

5. What's your current favourite website?
Porn aside, it's got to be eBay! I've just spent another $30 yesterday!

6. What would you like people to remember you for when you're gone?
Gone where??? Those who don't think kindly of me, I'll return and haunt!

7. If you could talk to one person (living or dead), who would you like to talk to?

8. Who would you like to be photographed with?
Jennifer Hawkins? Also see 7 above.

9. Anyone who's an inspiration to you?
Those you don't hear or read about, those who quitely go about saving mankind and doing great deeds. None of the me, me, me!

10. Any bad habits you wish you didn't have?
Bad habits? Me?

11. How would you define your blog?
I could be a little fancy and say it's about love lost, life and death but then that would be all lies! My blog's a complete waste of time, and I scribble whatever takes my fancy (it takes a defamation lawsuit to stop me).