From the International Tribune...
" Dressed in a plaid miniskirt, a polka-dot shirt and a pink Victorian dress, three young women named Japan's "Ambassadors of Cute" made their debut at the Foreign Ministry on Thursday and are about to embark on a mission to spread Japan's smorgasbord of fashion culture to the world.
They will lecture on Japanese fashion at international events, including an anime and fashion expo in Bangkok later this month and a cultural convention in Paris in July. To reinforce their cuteness, two pink hearts float next to the girls' official titles on government releases..."
Nice work guys. Reinforcing the Lolita Complex... and government sanctioned too !
"Man caught with penis in pasta jar ... near Nobbys Beach" screams the headline.
The poilce found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Poor poor terrier...
What the f*ck is this world cuming to?