Forlorn.of.thee (fa'lo:n ŭv thē), p, my only strength and stay,forlorn of thee, whither shall I betake me, where subsist?
Paradise Lost by John Milton
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Male Fantasies !

Thanks to a couple of Tribe mates for bringing this to my attention...

From the International Tribune...

" Dressed in a plaid miniskirt, a polka-dot shirt and a pink Victorian dress, three young women named Japan's "Ambassadors of Cute" made their debut at the Foreign Ministry on Thursday and are about to embark on a mission to spread Japan's smorgasbord of fashion culture to the world.

They will lecture on Japanese fashion at international events, including an anime and fashion expo in Bangkok later this month and a cultural convention in Paris in July. To reinforce their cuteness, two pink hearts float next to the girls' official titles on government releases..."

Nice work guys. Reinforcing the Lolita Complex... and government sanctioned too !

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and....

"Man caught with penis in pasta jar ... near Nobbys Beach" screams the headline.

The poilce found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Poor poor terrier...

What the f*ck is this world cuming to?

4 comments:

Loving Annie said...

Oh-Kay, shudder.... The dog will probably need therapy for traumatic memories after that (lol).

Young Werther said...

Some guys are just sick! A couple of years ago, there was this guy who was sentenced to jail for sex with 17 rabbits and a guinea pig!

gilda said...

holy crap ambassadors of cute?!?!?!?! trust the japanese to think of such a thing. it's hilarious!! but then again, they really are just the cutest people on earth. i can't believe there's actually an official title for that though! i wonder how they chose. i know some very cute girls. :D

Young Werther said...

Gilda, can I have an introduction please ;)