But beware, one of the toughest challenge (that almost always comes out of left field)…. when in each others arms admiring the sunset, watching TV or even lying in post-coital bliss, is the question …. “Why do you love me, darling?”
Get it wrong and you’re a cactus, dead, extinct like a dodo :-)
Incorrect answers include..
I don’t love you. I love your money.
It’s your body I want (including references to any specific part of the body).
Because you are my life and I cannot live without you.
I don’t know. I just do!
It’s your mind/ wit/ intelligence…
(You’re really smart and talented)
Love your sense of humour..
(You make me laugh)
You’re beautiful, good looking, sexy/ hot..
(You really turn me on)
Because you’re an inspiration to me..
So, you’re in love and you’re faced with that question…now you know what you say!
Girl: Why? Why do you love me?
Guy: Why? Well, because.. because you're beautiful.. and because you're wonderful.. and because you're terrific.. and because you have a really great.. [ looks at her chest ] uh.. you're loveable! you're loveable, that's all.. [ she remains silent ] What?
Girl: You don't love me for me! What if I was fat? Would you love me if I was 300 pounds?
Guy: Your breasts would be bigger! [ laughs ]
Girl: Come on!
Guy: I'm joking! I'm joking here!
Girl: Would you love me if I was six inches tall, and you had to carry me around in a shoebox?
Guy: I love you!
Girl: What if my arm was 40 feet long, and you had to move it around in a truck.
Guy: Okay.. you talk so big? You talk big? Let me ask you something - would you love me if I was going bald?
Girl: [ thinking ] I would love you if everything you touched turned bald.
Guy: [ impressed ] Ooohhhh! I love you, I love you!
Girl: Would you love me if I refused to ever have sex with you again?
Guy: In a different way..
Girl: Would you love me if I hated you?
Guy: Now, wait a second!
Girl: Answer the question!
Guy: Wait a second..
Girl: God! You have to think about it?
Guy: No! I love you! I love you!
Girl: Would you.. love me if I was seeing someone else?
Guy: [ caught off guard ] What?
Girl: Would you love me if I was seeing someone on and off for the last eleven weeks, more on than off?
Guy: Now, now, now.. wait a minute, what's going on here?!
Girl: Just answer the question. [ phone rings ] That could be him.
[ phone rings again ]
Guy: Answer the phone!
Girl: Answer my question!
Guy: [ reaches over the bed, grabs the phone and slams it to the ground ]
Girl: Why, you crazy.. [ she picks the phone up from the ground ] Hello? Oh, hi, Mrs. Scarpelli. Yeah, he's right here, hold on a second..
Guy: [ takes the phone ] Hi, Mom! [ laughs ] No, Mom, everything's fine, everything's okay! I just dropped it down by accident! Yeah. Yes, Mom, I love you. Yes. A lot! Oh, come on, Mom..!